sambal belacan bergabung dgn jus oren

pd 1 malam.....

housemmate ak dr Melaka teringin nk makan sambal belacan.....

ok!! no prob.....

prob 1: xde lesung batu...

xpe2....positive thinking....jgn wujudkn masalah...sudu, garfu, pisau kn ade...

operasi brmula.....nk bg lembut skit...goreng jap cili ngn belacan kt dapur....then...bler dh tahap meletup mcm ade org tnm periuk api kt dapur, angkat...pastu brmula la episode 'bunuh-membunuh'...

ak pegang sudu ngn pisau...syakiey housemmate ak pegang sudu ngn garfu...maka brmula la 'prlawanan' dlm mangkuk yg bulat...ibaratkn mcm brlawan kt Colloseum...x blh bla tul...bler dh elok2 hancur tu....ak trperasan something.....

' syakiey, apesal ak tgk smbal ni mcm kering je?'

'ana!! ak lpe perah limau!!!'

prob 2: xde limau...

solution: 'ana!! amik jus oren!!'.... gler~~

'oit!! kte bkn nk bunuh org...sakit perut nt kot'..

'ala...lbh kurg same jek...nnti x sedap r sambal ni...'

maka brmula la sambal belacan dgn jus oren....ak tnye kt housemmates ak yg len, kayla ngn syida...dyorg kate....SEDDAPP!!! n x sakit perut pn....

p/s: limau utk mskn kt mesir cm lemon...sbb tu ok je kot klau gne jus oren...lol!!!

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